Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 24th January 2012

Dilbert//8319, first published fourteen years ago on Tuesday 24th January 2012

Tags

fighting fraternization virtual ignorant blob ugly wool suit suggestions form of questions

Official transcript

Boss: Why don't you change this box to say "virtual"? Dilbert: Because I don't want it to look like it was written by an ignorant blob in an ugly wool suit. You probably shouldn't put your suggestions in the form of questions.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHY DON'T YOU CHANGE THIS BOX TO SAY "VIRTUAL"?

BECAUSE I DON'T WANT IT TO LOOK LIKE IT WAS WRITTEN BY AN IGNORANT BLOB IN AN UGLY WOOL SUIT.

YOU PROBABLY SHOULDN T PUT YOUR SUGGESTIONS IN THE FORM OF QUESTIONS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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