Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 23rd January 2012

Dilbert//8318, first published fourteen years ago on Monday 23rd January 2012

Tags

money flew to veags difficult game few beverages drop dead adult bevarages goaway est co workers pai gow weekend

Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Wally gets rich

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HEARD YOU FLEW TO VEGAS AND PLAYED PAI GOW ALL WEEKEND.

GO AWAY.

THAT'S A DIFFICULT GAME TO LEARN AFTER HAVING A FEW ADULT BEVERAGES.

DROP DEAD.

HOW'D YOU DO?

LEAVE ME ALONE!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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