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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 23rd January 2012

Dilbert//8318, first published fourteen years ago on Monday 23rd January 2012


Tags

money flew to veags difficult game few beverages drop dead adult bevarages goaway est co workers pai gow weekend


Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Wally gets rich

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I HEARD YOU FLEW TO VEGAS AND PLAYED PAI GOW ALL WEEKEND.

GO AWAY.

THAT'S A DIFFICULT GAME TO LEARN AFTER HAVING A FEW ADULT BEVERAGES.

DROP DEAD.

HOW'D YOU DO?

LEAVE ME ALONE!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Vegas, Baby!"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a receding hairline, in a series of humorous situations. The story begins with Dilbert returning from a weekend in Las Vegas, where he claims to have "flew to Vegas and played Pai Gow all weekend." His coworker, Dogbert, responds with a sarcastic comment, "Go away," implying that Dilbert's trip was unproductive.

As the conversation progresses, Dilbert reveals that he has only learned a few adult beverages during his trip, leading Dogbert to exclaim, "Drop dead." The exchange is laced with humor and wit, showcasing the banter between the two characters.

The comic strip concludes with Dilbert responding to Dogbert's outburst, saying, "How'd you do? Leave me alone!" The final panel depicts Dilbert sitting at his desk, looking frazzled and frustrated, with Dogbert standing over him, shouting, "Leave me alone!"

Overall, the comic strip pokes fun at the idea of a weekend getaway and the challenges of returning to work after a break. The humorous exchange between Dilbert and Dogbert adds to the lighthearted and entertaining tone of the strip.

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