Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 1st February 2012

Dilbert//8327, first published fourteen years ago on Wednesday 1st February 2012

Tags

employees frustration magic oogah-boogah folder assignment boss request attutude business

Official transcript

Boss: Alice, can you take care of this by close of business today? Alice: Oogah-boogah! Work be done! Let's hope magic is real! Boss: We need to talk about your attitude.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ALICE, CAN YOU TAKE CARE OF THIS BY CLOSE OF BUSINESS TODAY?

00GAH-BOOGAH!

WORK BE DONE!

LET'S HOPE MAGIC IS REAL!

WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT YOUR ATTITUDE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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