Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 1st February 2012
Dilbert//8327, first published fourteen years ago on Wednesday 1st February 2012
Tags
employees frustration magic oogah-boogah folder assignment boss request attutude business
Official transcript
Boss: Alice, can you take care of this by close of business today? Alice: Oogah-boogah! Work be done! Let's hope magic is real! Boss: We need to talk about your attitude.
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
ALICE, CAN YOU TAKE CARE OF THIS BY CLOSE OF BUSINESS TODAY?
00GAH-BOOGAH!
WORK BE DONE!
LET'S HOPE MAGIC IS REAL!
WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT YOUR ATTITUDE.
collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive
AI Analysis
Title: "Attitude Adjustment"
Summary:
The comic strip features Alice, a woman with a distinctive hairstyle, engaging in a conversation with her boss, Dilbert. The exchange begins with Alice inquiring about her workload, to which Dilbert responds by instructing her to "take care of this by close of business today." Alice's response is a sarcastic "Oogah-boogah, work be done!" followed by a request for advice on how to "talk about her attitude." Dilbert's enigmatic reply, "Let's hope magic is real," leaves Alice perplexed.
Key Elements:
- Alice's frustration with her workload
- Dilbert's unhelpful and cryptic advice
- The absurdity of the situation, with Dilbert suggesting that magic may be the solution to Alice's problems.
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