Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 2nd February 2012

Dilbert//8328, first published fourteen years ago on Thursday 2nd February 2012

Tags

automobile travel automobiles (cars) weather zero degrees icy roads coffee traffic guradrail 3 hours late

Official transcript

Boss: You're just now getting here? Wally: It's zero degrees and the roads are all ice. I drank six cups of coffee before leaving the house and sat in traffic for two hours. Boss: You're three hours late. Wally: I spent the last hour stuck to a guardrail.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOU'RE JUST GETTING HERE?

IT'S ZERO DEGREES AND THE ROADS ARE ALL ICE.

I DRANK SIX CUPS OF COFFEE BEFORE LEAVING THE HOUSE AND SAT IN TRAFFIC FOR TWO HOURS YOU'RE THREE HOURS LATE.

I SPENT THE LAST HOUR STUCK TO A GUARDRAIL.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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