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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 3rd February 2012

Dilbert//8329, first published fourteen years ago on Friday 3rd February 2012


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business ethics debt future generations power to lazy bathroom mirror


Official transcript

Wally: I say we throw future generations under the bus and do as little work as possible until we die. Power to the lazy! That sounded more awesome when I practiced it in the bathroom mirror this morning.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I SAY WE THROW FUTURE GENERATIONS UNDER THE BUS AND DO AS LITTLE WORK AS POSSIBLE UNTIL WE DIE.

POWER TO THE LAZY!

THAT SOUNDED MORE AWESOME WHEN I PRACTICED IT IN THE BATHROOM MIRROR THIS MORNING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Power to the Lazy!"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a distinctive appearance, sitting at a table with two other individuals. The conversation revolves around the idea of throwing future generations under the bus to achieve minimal work and die as soon as possible.

  • The first panel shows Dilbert expressing his desire to throw future generations under the bus and do as little work as possible until he dies.
  • In the second panel, Dilbert is seen practicing his "power to the lazy" pose in the bathroom mirror.
  • The third panel reveals that Dilbert's coworker has also adopted the same pose, indicating a sense of camaraderie and shared laziness among the group.

Overall, the comic strip humorously highlights the desire for minimal effort and the tendency to adopt a "power to the lazy" attitude in modern society.

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