Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 9th February 2012

Dilbert//8335, first published fourteen years ago on Thursday 9th February 2012

Tags

benefits boss employee huge equity poistion questing start up wear whatever work at home

Official transcript

Boss: We need to act more like a start-up. Dilbert: You mean I can wear whatever I want, work at home, and have a huge equity position in the company? Boss: Oh, I guess I didn't know what that meant.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WE NEED TO ACT MORE LIKE A STARTUP.

YOU MEAN I CAN WEAR WHATEVER I WANT, WORK AT HOME, AND HAVE A HUGE EQUITY POSITION IN THE COMPANY?

OH. I GUESS I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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