Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 10th February 2012

Dilbert//8336, first published fourteen years ago on Friday 10th February 2012

Tags

happiness marriage interpretation annoying soul mate perceptive psychology relationships

Official transcript

Tina: Someday, I want to get married because studies show that married people are happier. Dilbert: A smarter interpretation is that no one wants to marry an unhappy person. Tina: You're annoying. Dilbert: With any luck, your soul mate won't be perceptive.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

SOMEDAY, I WANT TO GET MARRIED BECAUSE STUDIES SHOW THAT MARRIED PEOPLE ARE HAPPIER.

A SMARTER INTERPRETATION IS THAT NO ONE WANTS TO MARRY AN UNHAPPY PERSON YOU'RE ANNOYING.

WITH ANY LUCK, YOUR SOUL MATE WON'T BE PERCEPTIVE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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