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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 11th February 2012

Dilbert//8337, first published fourteen years ago on Saturday 11th February 2012


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arrogant awesomeness deep undertsnding meetings moral obligation no kill switch reports tecnology tone down


Official transcript

Boss: I'm getting reports that you're being arrogant in meetings. Dilbert: That's because I have a deep understanding of technology and a moral obligation to keep simpletons from ruining the world. Boss: Maybe you could tone it down. Dilbert: There's no kill switch on awesome.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

IM GETTING REPORTS THAT YOU'RE BEING ARROGANT IN MEETINGS.

THAT'S BECAUSE I HAVE A DEEP UNDERSTANDING OF TECHNOLOGY AND A MORAL OBLIGATION TO KEEP SIMPLETONS FROM RUINING THE WORLD.

OL MAYBE YOU COULD TONE IT DOWN THERE'S NO KILL SWITCH ON AWESOME.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Technology Ruining the World"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between Dilbert and his boss, where Dilbert expresses his frustration with technology disrupting meetings. The boss, however, remains oblivious to the issue, citing a deep understanding of technology and a moral obligation to keep simpletons from ruining the world.

Key Points:

  • Dilbert is annoyed by the use of technology in meetings.
  • The boss claims to have a deep understanding of technology.
  • The boss believes it is his moral obligation to keep simpletons from ruining the world.
  • The boss is tone-deaf to Dilbert's concerns.

Themes:

  • The impact of technology on society
  • The role of technology in disrupting traditional norms
  • The tension between progress and tradition

Tone:

  • Sarcastic
  • Humorous
  • Critical of the misuse of technology

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