Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 11th February 2012

Dilbert//8337, first published fourteen years ago on Saturday 11th February 2012

Tags

arrogant awesomeness deep undertsnding meetings moral obligation no kill switch reports tecnology tone down

Official transcript

Boss: I'm getting reports that you're being arrogant in meetings. Dilbert: That's because I have a deep understanding of technology and a moral obligation to keep simpletons from ruining the world. Boss: Maybe you could tone it down. Dilbert: There's no kill switch on awesome.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IM GETTING REPORTS THAT YOU'RE BEING ARROGANT IN MEETINGS.

THAT'S BECAUSE I HAVE A DEEP UNDERSTANDING OF TECHNOLOGY AND A MORAL OBLIGATION TO KEEP SIMPLETONS FROM RUINING THE WORLD.

OL MAYBE YOU COULD TONE IT DOWN THERE'S NO KILL SWITCH ON AWESOME.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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