Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 13th February 2012

Dilbert//8339, first published fourteen years ago on Monday 13th February 2012

Tags

hats inventions brainwave reader nearest computer thoughts blurry image video beta version video quality

Official transcript

Dilbert: My brainwave reader invention can control the nearest computer with my thoughts. Boss: Why am I seeing a video of a blurry image that looks like you slapping another blurry thing that looks like me? Dilbert: I don't think it's fair to complain about the video quality of the beta version.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY BRAINWAVE READER INVENTION CAN CONTROL THE NEAREST COMPUTER WITH MY THOUGHTS.

WHY AM I SEEING A VIDEO OF A BLURRY IMAGE THAT LOOKS LIKE YOU SLAPPING ANOTHER BLURRY THING THAT LOOKS LIKE ?

I DON'T THINK IT'S FAIR TO COMPLAIN ABOUT THE VIDEO QUALITY IN THE BETA VERSION

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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