Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 14th February 2012

Dilbert//8340, first published fourteen years ago on Tuesday 14th February 2012

Tags

computer control computer invention inventions mind mobile (cell) phones phone power brain reader technology

Official transcript

Dilbert: My brain reader invention allows me to control any nearby computer. Co-worker: That's nothing! My phone can... Dilbert: I did that with my mind. Co-worker: That's nothing! I made you do it!

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY BRAIN READER INVENTION ALLOWS ME TO CONTROL ANY NEARBY THAT'S COMPUTER.

NOTHING!

MY PHONE CAN

POW!

I DID THAT WITH MY MIND.

THAT'S NOTHING!

I MADE YOU DO IT!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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