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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 17th February 2012

Dilbert//8343, first published fourteen years ago on Friday 17th February 2012


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pantless weasel search engine optimization game the system accomplice corrupt integrity


Open source transcript

I HIRED A PANTLESS WEASEL TO DO OUR SEARCH ENGINE OPTIMIZATION.

HE'LL HELP US GAME THE SYSTEM AND CORRUPT THE INTEGRITY OF ALL INTERNET SEARCH RESULTS FOR OUR INDUSTRY.

YOUR NEW JOB TITLE IS "ACCOMPLICE."

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

The title of this comic strip is "Accomplice." The comic strip depicts a conversation between a man and a weasel, who has been hired to optimize the company's search engine. The man is concerned about the weasel's new job title, which he believes will corrupt the integrity of all internet search results for their industry. The weasel responds by saying that his new title is "Accomplice," implying that he will be working closely with the man to achieve their goals. The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of a weasel being hired to optimize a search engine, and the potential consequences of such a decision. It also highlights the importance of maintaining integrity in online search results.

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