Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 16th February 2012

Dilbert//8342, first published fourteen years ago on Thursday 16th February 2012

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dating fast date technologically incompatible internet connection slow connection 4g service relationships

Official transcript

Dogbert: That was a fast date. Dilbert: We were technologically incompatible. Her internet connection is slow, and there's no 4G service where she lives. How could I spend my time there? Dogbert: You could just talk. Dilbert: I like to show my sources.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THAT WAS A FAST DATE.

WE WERE TECHNOLOGICALLY INCOMPATIBLE.

HER INTERNET CONNECTION IS SLOW, AND THERE'S NO 4G SERVICE WHERE SHE LIVES. HOW COULD I SPEND ANY TIME THERE?

YOU COULD JUST TALK I LIKE TO SHOW MY SOURCES.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "4G Speed"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around a conversation between Dilbert and his colleague, where Dilbert inquires about his colleague's internet connection speed. The colleague responds that it is slow and only has 4G service, which Dilbert finds amusing. The colleague then asks Dilbert how he spends his time, and Dilbert reveals that he is always connected to the internet, implying that he is always available to talk. The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of being constantly connected to the internet and the implications of this on personal relationships and productivity.

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