Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 16th February 2012

Dilbert//8342, first published fourteen years ago on Thursday 16th February 2012

Tags

dating fast date technologically incompatible internet connection slow connection 4g service relationships

Official transcript

Dogbert: That was a fast date. Dilbert: We were technologically incompatible. Her internet connection is slow, and there's no 4G service where she lives. How could I spend my time there? Dogbert: You could just talk. Dilbert: I like to show my sources.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THAT WAS A FAST DATE.

WE WERE TECHNOLOGICALLY INCOMPATIBLE.

HER INTERNET CONNECTION IS SLOW, AND THERE'S NO 4G SERVICE WHERE SHE LIVES. HOW COULD I SPEND ANY TIME THERE?

YOU COULD JUST TALK I LIKE TO SHOW MY SOURCES.

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