Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 28th February 2012
Dilbert//8354, first published fourteen years ago on Tuesday 28th February 2012
Tags
collaboration tools human contact internet & world wide web judegment long term goal meetings suite of tools
Official transcript
Wally: I'm designing a suite of internet collaboration tools. It's part of my long-term goal to eliminate all forms of direct human contact. Co-worker: That's messed up. Wally: You're exactly what I'm trying to avoid.
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
I'M DESIGNING A SUITE OF INTERNET COLLABORATION TOOLS.
IT'S PART OF MY LONG-TERM GOAL TO ELIMINATE ALL FORMS OF DIRECT HUMAN CONTACT.
THAT'S MESSED UP.
YOU'RE EXACTLY WHAT IM TRYING TO AVOID.
collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive
AI Analysis
Comic Strip Title: "The Elusive Goal of Human Contact"
Summary:
- The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a bald head and a green tie, standing in front of a whiteboard with a cloud and an arrow pointing to a stick figure.
- Dilbert announces his intention to design a suite of internet collaboration tools to eliminate all forms of direct human contact.
- His coworkers are skeptical, with one asking if he's trying to avoid them.
- Dilbert responds, "You're exactly what I'm trying to avoid."
- The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of relying solely on technology to communicate and the potential consequences of avoiding human interaction.
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