Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 28th February 2012

Dilbert//8354, first published fourteen years ago on Tuesday 28th February 2012

Tags

collaboration tools human contact internet & world wide web judegment long term goal meetings suite of tools

Official transcript

Wally: I'm designing a suite of internet collaboration tools. It's part of my long-term goal to eliminate all forms of direct human contact. Co-worker: That's messed up. Wally: You're exactly what I'm trying to avoid.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M DESIGNING A SUITE OF INTERNET COLLABORATION TOOLS.

IT'S PART OF MY LONG-TERM GOAL TO ELIMINATE ALL FORMS OF DIRECT HUMAN CONTACT.

THAT'S MESSED UP.

YOU'RE EXACTLY WHAT IM TRYING TO AVOID.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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