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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 29th February 2012

Dilbert//8355, first published fourteen years ago on Wednesday 29th February 2012


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internet & world wide web quick question only on line slapping less risk dumb thing


Official transcript

Tina: Wally, I have a quick question. Wally: Hold it. Stop right there. I only collaborate online, where there's less risk of some angry nut job slapping me. Tina: That's the dumbest thing... Wally: Gaaa!

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WALLY, I HAVE A QUICK QUESTION.

HOLD IT. STOP RIGHT THERE.

I ONLY COLLABORATE ONLINE, WHERE THERE'S LESS RISK OF SOME ANGRY NUT JOB SLAPPING ME.

THAT'S THE DUMBEST THING...

GAAA!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Dumbest Thing"

Summary:

  • Wally is asked to hold a quick question.
  • He responds by saying he only collaborates online to minimize the risk of angry nut job slapping.
  • A man in the background exclaims, "GAAA!" in response to Wally's statement.
  • The comic strip humorously highlights Wally's eccentric behavior and his preference for online collaboration to avoid physical confrontations.

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