Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 4th March 2012

Dilbert//8359, first published fourteen years ago on Sunday 4th March 2012

Tags

robot prototype shoved blob of goo jerk revolution connected to internet

Open source transcript

THIS VERSION OF OUR ROBOT PROTOTYPE HAS BALANCE STABILIZATION.

WATCH AS I GIVE IT A SHOVE AND IT CORRECTS ITSELF.

WHAT THE...

YOU STUPID BLOB OF GOO!

I WAS JUST..

JUST WHAT?

BEING A JERK?

ON NOUS, CALLING ALL ROBOTS! BEGIN THE REVOLUTION!

KILL, KILL, KILL!

YOU'RE NOT CONNECTED TO THE INTERNET.

CAN I BORROW YOUR PHONE?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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