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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 3rd March 2012

Dilbert//8358, first published fourteen years ago on Saturday 3rd March 2012


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brag contributions ego hours of work man of ideas meeting business


Official transcript

Wally: My contributions can't be measured by the number of hours I work. I'm a man of ideas. One great idea is worth more than all of you put together. Boss: Fine. Let's hear your great idea. Wally: You just did.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

MY CONTRIBUTIONS CANT BE MEASURED BY THE NUMBER OF HOURS I WORK.

I'M A MAN OF IDEAS.

ONE GREAT IDEA IS WORTH MORE THAN ALL OF YOU PUT TOGETHER.

FINE.

LET'S HEAR YOUR GREAT IDEA.

YOU JUST DID.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "The Value of Ideas"

Summary:

  • The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled engineer with a distinctive hairdo, sitting at a conference table with his colleagues.
  • A woman with curly hair claims that her contributions cannot be measured by the number of hours she works.
  • Dilbert responds by saying he's a man of ideas, and one great idea is worth more than all of them put together.
  • The woman retorts, "Fine. Let's hear your great idea."
  • Dilbert proudly presents his idea, which is simply "You just did."
  • The woman is unimpressed, and the comic strip ends with Dilbert looking dejected.

Key Themes:

  • The value of ideas versus the amount of time spent working
  • The importance of contribution and productivity in the workplace
  • The potential for sarcasm and humor in the workplace

Tone:

  • The comic strip has a lighthearted and humorous tone, poking fun at the idea that some people may try to justify their lack of productivity by claiming that their contributions cannot be measured.

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