Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 6th March 2012

Dilbert//8361, first published fourteen years ago on Tuesday 6th March 2012

Tags

copyright & trademark earmuffs for oysters insane lawsuit monkey lawyer legal

Official transcript

Salesman: Do you mind if I pretend to be helpful while I awkwardly try to upsell you? Dilbert: Nope. Do you mind if I pretend to be listening while I think about other things? Salesman: Cool. Dilbert: I'm glad I don't have your job. Salesman: How old is your refrigerator? Do you like ice?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OUR LAWYER HAS INSTRUCTED ME TO NOT LISTEN TO YOUR PRODUCT IDEA.

WHY NOT?

THERE'S A 99% CHANCE YOU'RE AN INSANE LAWSUIT MONKEY AND YOUR IDEA IS DUMBER THAN EARMUFFS FOR OYSTERS.

I HOPE THOSE ARENT...

I'LL SEE YOU IN COURT, THIEF!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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