Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 6th March 2012

Dilbert//8361, first published fourteen years ago on Tuesday 6th March 2012

Dilbert for Monday 5th March 2012

Dilbert for Wednesday 7th March 2012

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Salesman: Do you mind if I pretend to be helpful while I awkwardly try to upsell you? Dilbert: Nope. Do you mind if I pretend to be listening while I think about other things? Salesman: Cool. Dilbert: I'm glad I don't have your job. Salesman: How old is your refrigerator? Do you like ice?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OUR LAWYER HAS INSTRUCTED ME TO NOT LISTEN TO YOUR PRODUCT IDEA.

WHY NOT?

THERE'S A 99% CHANCE YOU'RE AN INSANE LAWSUIT MONKEY AND YOUR IDEA IS DUMBER THAN EARMUFFS FOR OYSTERS.

I HOPE THOSE ARENT...

I'LL SEE YOU IN COURT, THIEF!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Earmuff Lawsuit"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a lawyer instructing his client not to listen to their product idea. The lawyer explains that there's a 99% chance the client is an "insane lawsuit monkey" and their idea is "dumber than earmuffs for oysters." The client is determined to present their idea in court, despite the lawyer's warning. The lawyer ultimately agrees to accompany the client to court, but with a sarcastic tone, stating, "I'll see you in court, thief!"

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