Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 7th March 2012

Dilbert//8362, first published fourteen years ago on Wednesday 7th March 2012

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conversation exit strategy serial talker infinite unrelated engineers

Official transcript

Boss: Talk to Allen about this. Dilbert: I'll need an exit strategy. He's a serial talker. I'll be trapped for hours while he strings together infinite, unrelated stories. Boss: Engineers have weird problems. Dilbert: What could I eat that would make me puke in ten minutes?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

TALK TO ALLEN ABOUT THIS.

I'LL NEED AN EXIT STRATEGY.

HE'S A SERIAL TALKER. I'LL BE TRAPPED FOR HOURS WHILE HE STRINGS TOGETHER INFINITE, UNRELATED STORIES.

ENGINEERS HAVE WEIRD PROBLEMS.

WHAT COULD I EAT THAT WOULD MAKE ME PUKE IN TEN MINUTES?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Serial Talker"

Summary:

• Allen, an engineer, is trapped by a serial talker for hours.
• He strings together infinite, unrelated stories.
• Engineers have weird problems.
• Allen's solution: eat something that would make him puke in ten minutes.

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