Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 11th March 2012

Dilbert//8366, first published fourteen years ago on Sunday 11th March 2012

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cloud email internet speak lingo meetings pretending text understanding technology wi fi skype

Official transcript

Boss: Did you get the email I texted to you? Co-worker: What? That doesn't even make sense. What the heck is wrong with you? Dilbert: Let it go. He slips in and out of understanding basic technology. Boss: Do we have enough room in the cloud for Skype? Because if we don't, we can store some files on the wi-fi. Dilbert: I got this. We have plenty of space because we upgraded to a cumulonimbus cloud. Boss: Very good. Moving on.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DID YOU GET THE EMAIL I TEXTED YOU?

WHAT? THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE.

WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH YOU?

LET IT GO. HE SLIPS IN AND OUT OF UNDERSTANDING BASIC TECHNOLOGY.

DO WE HAVE ENOUGH ROOM IN THE CLOUD TO SKYPE?

BECAUSE IF WE DON'T, WE CAN STORE SOME FILES ON THE WI-FI.

I GOT THIS.

WE HAVE PLENTY OF SPACE BECAUSE WE UPGRADED TO A CUMULONIMBUS CLOUD.

VERY GOOD.

MOVING ON.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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