Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 10th March 2012

Dilbert//8365, first published fourteen years ago on Saturday 10th March 2012

Tags

dating confident men phonies interest opinion relationships

Official transcript

Woman: I like men who are confident in any situation. Dilbert: Within that subset of men, do you prefer the phonies or the ones who are too dumb to know when they shouldn't be confident? Dogbert: What went wrong this time? Dilbert: I showed interest in her opinion.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I LIKE MEN WHO ARE CONFIDENT IN ANY SITUATION.

WITHIN THAT SUBSET OF MEN, DO YOU PREFER THE PHONIES OR THE ONES WHO ARE TOO DUMB TO KNOW WHEN THEY SHOULDNT BE CONFIDENT?

WHAT WENT WRONG THIS TIME?

I SHOWED INTEREST IN HER OPINION

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