Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 13th March 2012

Dilbert//8368, first published fourteen years ago on Tuesday 13th March 2012

Tags

astronomy billions of planets scientists version of dilbert earth like many universes

Official transcript

Computer: Scientists say there might be billions of planets like Earth. And we might be one of many universes. Dilbert: I wonder if there's a version of me out there who loves his job. Woman: What has three thumbs and wants a should massage? Dilbert: This guy! Meanwhile, on XPKQ-75

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

SCIENTISTS SAY THERE MIGHT BE BILLIONS OF PLANETS LIKE EARTH AND WE MIGHT BE ONE OF MANY UNIVERSES.

I WONDER IF THERE'S A VERSION OF ME OUT THERE WHO LOVES HIS JOB.

MEANWHILE, ON XPKQ-75 WHAT HAS THREE THUMBS AND WANTS A SHOULDER MASSAGE?

THIS GUY!

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