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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 13th March 2012

Dilbert//8368, first published fourteen years ago on Tuesday 13th March 2012


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astronomy billions of planets scientists version of dilbert earth like many universes


Official transcript

Computer: Scientists say there might be billions of planets like Earth. And we might be one of many universes. Dilbert: I wonder if there's a version of me out there who loves his job. Woman: What has three thumbs and wants a should massage? Dilbert: This guy! Meanwhile, on XPKQ-75

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

SCIENTISTS SAY THERE MIGHT BE BILLIONS OF PLANETS LIKE EARTH AND WE MIGHT BE ONE OF MANY UNIVERSES.

I WONDER IF THERE'S A VERSION OF ME OUT THERE WHO LOVES HIS JOB.

MEANWHILE, ON XPKQ-75 WHAT HAS THREE THUMBS AND WANTS A SHOULDER MASSAGE?

THIS GUY!

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AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "A Job Well Done"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled cartoon character, sitting at his desk and contemplating the vastness of the universe. He wonders if there's a version of himself out there who loves his job, and if so, what three thumbs they have.

In the next panel, Dilbert is shown with three thumbs, and a woman approaches him, asking about his unique feature. The strip humorously explores the idea of finding one's passion in life and the absurdity of having multiple thumbs.

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