Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 14th March 2012

Dilbert//8369, first published fourteen years ago on Wednesday 14th March 2012

Tags

new product development stock buy back stock market dream using capitol money

Official transcript

CEO: I'm canceling all of our new product development and using the capital for a stock buy-back. Dilbert: This is a dream come true because I always wanted to be like you. CEO: In what way are you... Dilbert: Yay! I'm worthless!

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IM CANCELING ALL OF OUR NEW PRODUCT DEVELOPMENT AND USING THE CAPITAL FOR A STOCK BUYBACK.

THIS IS A DREAM COME TRUE BECAUSE I ALWAYS WANTED TO BE LIKE YOU.

IN WHAT WAY ARE YOU YAY! I'M WORTHLESS!

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collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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