Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 16th March 2012

Dilbert//8371, first published fourteen years ago on Friday 16th March 2012

Tags

illness plunging productivity 8 year old boy traylor germs doctor allergies gives to mom medical

Official transcript

CEO: Our plunging productivity is all because of an eight-year-old boy named Traylor. Traylor doesn't wash his hands, he brings home every virus and germ from school, and gives it to his mom, who brings it to work with her. Dilbert: Maybe you should see a doctor. Carol: It's just allergies!

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OUR PLUNGING PRODUCTIVITY IS ALL BECAUSE OF AN EIGHT- YEAR-OLD BOY NAMED TRAYLOR.

PRODUCTIVITY TRAYLOR DOESN'T WASH HIS HANDS. HE BRINGS HOME EVERY VIRUS AND GERM FROM SCHOOL, AND GIVES IT TO HIS MOM, WHO BRINGS IT TO WORK WITH HER.

MAYBE YOU SHOULD SEE A DOCTOR.

IT'S JUST ALLERGIES!

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