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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 16th March 2012

Dilbert//8371, first published fourteen years ago on Friday 16th March 2012


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illness plunging productivity 8 year old boy traylor germs doctor allergies gives to mom medical


Official transcript

CEO: Our plunging productivity is all because of an eight-year-old boy named Traylor. Traylor doesn't wash his hands, he brings home every virus and germ from school, and gives it to his mom, who brings it to work with her. Dilbert: Maybe you should see a doctor. Carol: It's just allergies!

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

OUR PLUNGING PRODUCTIVITY IS ALL BECAUSE OF AN EIGHT- YEAR-OLD BOY NAMED TRAYLOR.

PRODUCTIVITY TRAYLOR DOESN'T WASH HIS HANDS. HE BRINGS HOME EVERY VIRUS AND GERM FROM SCHOOL, AND GIVES IT TO HIS MOM, WHO BRINGS IT TO WORK WITH HER.

MAYBE YOU SHOULD SEE A DOCTOR.

IT'S JUST ALLERGIES!

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AI Analysis

Title: "Productivity and Allergies"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a bald head and a white shirt, standing in front of a presentation board. He is explaining that his company's plummeting productivity is due to an eight-year-old boy named Traylor, who is not washing his hands.

The strip then cuts to a scene where Traylor is shown bringing home every virus and germ from school, which he gives to his mom, who then brings it to work with her. The boss is seen sitting at his desk, holding a tissue and looking unwell, with the caption "It's just allergies!" written above him.

Overall, the comic strip humorously highlights the challenges of working in an office environment where germs and illnesses can spread quickly.

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