Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 15th March 2012

Dilbert//8370, first published fourteen years ago on Thursday 15th March 2012

Tags

viruses piranha flu sneezes bad allergies

Official transcript

Carol: I've got a wicked case of piranha flu. Ted: I've never heard of... Carol: Ahchooo!!! I should probably tell people I just have bad allergies.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'VE GOT A WICKED CASE OF PIRANHA FLU.

I'VE NEVER HEARD OF.

AHCH000!!!

I SHOULD PROBABLY TELL PEOPLE I JUST HAVE BAD ALLERGIES.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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