Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 18th March 2012

Dilbert//8373, first published fourteen years ago on Sunday 18th March 2012

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Official transcript

Woman: Okay, what's going on here? Dilbert: I'm creative. Studies show that women prefer creative men for short-term relationships. Woman: That plant is random, not creative. Dilbert: Creativity is random. If creativity were anything but random, someone would have figured out the algorithm by now. I notice that your pupils are dilating. That's a sign of attraction. My plan is working. Free will is an illusion. Humans are nothing but moist robots. Just relax and let it happen. Woman: This is weird. I'm actually attracted to you now. Dilbert: Thanks, but I'm going to shop around. Woman: My world no longer makes sense! Dilbert: Walk it off.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OKAY, WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?

I'M CREATIVE.

STUDIES SHOW THAT WOMEN PREFER CREATIVE MEN FOR SHORT-TERM RELATIONSHIPS.

THAT PLANT IS RANDOM, NOT CREATIVE.

CREATIVITY IS RANDOM.

IF CREATIVITY WERE ANYTHING BUT RANDOM, SOMEONE WOULD HAVE FIGURED OUT THE ALGORITHM BY NOW.

I NOTICE THAT YOUR PUPILS ARE DILATING.

THAT'S A SIGN OF ATTRACTION. MY PLAN IS WORKING.

FREE WILL IS AN ILLUSION. HUMANS ARE NOTHING BUT MOIST ROBOTS. JUST RELAX AND LET IT HAPPEN.

THIS IS WEIRD. IM ACTUALLY ATTRACTED TO YOU NOW THANKS, BUT IM GOING TO SHOP AROUND.

MY WORLD NO LONGER MAKES SENSE!

WALK IT OFF

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AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Creativity is Random"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in 2012, follows the conversation between Dilbert and a woman at a bar. The woman's statement, "Studies show that women prefer creative men for short-term relationships," sparks Dilbert's curiosity. He asks if creativity is random, and the woman explains that it is. However, Dilbert notes that this is a sign of attraction, as humans are nothing but moist robots. He concludes that his plan is working.

The conversation continues, with the woman mentioning that free will is an illusion and that humans are just attracted to her now. Dilbert responds by saying that this is weird and that he's actually attracted to her now. The woman then says that her world no longer makes sense, and Dilbert replies, "Walk it off."

Key Points:

• The comic strip explores the concept of creativity and its relationship to attraction.
• The woman's statement about women preferring creative men for short-term relationships sets off a chain of events.
• Dilbert's observations and responses highlight the absurdity of the situation.
• The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of free will and the nature of human attraction.

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