Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 19th March 2012

Dilbert//8374, first published fourteen years ago on Monday 19th March 2012

Tags

friendship make conversation sociopathic loner co workers coffee break meet up relationships

Official transcript

Wally: Do you feel any need to make conversation? Dilbert: Nope. But I don't mind standing in your general vicinity to counter the common perception of you as a sociopathic loner. Wally: You totally get me. Dilbert: That's what acquaintances are for.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DO YOU FEEL ANY NEED TO MAKE CONVERSATION?

NOPE.

BUT I DON'T MIND STANDING IN YOUR GENERAL VICINITY TO COUNTER THE COMMON PERCEPTION OF YOU AS A SOCIOPATHIC LONER YOU TOTALLY GET ME.

THAT'S WHAT ACQUAINTANCES ARE FOR.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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