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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 21st March 2012

Dilbert//8376, first published fourteen years ago on Wednesday 21st March 2012


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context do nothing office equipment scenario technology plan


Official transcript

Boss: I can't sign off on this technology plan because I don't understand it. Dilbert: To be fair, you wouldn't understand any technology plan, including the "do nothing"

scenario. Is this one of those cases where context isn't helpful?

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I CANT SIGN OFF ON THIS TECHNOLOGY PLAN BECAUSE I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT.

TO BE FAIR, YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND ANY TECHNOLOGY PLAN, INCLUDING THE "DO NOTHING" SCENARIO.

IS THIS ONE OF THOSE CASES WHERE CONTEXT ISN'T HELPFUL?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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