Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 20th March 2012

Dilbert//8375, first published fourteen years ago on Tuesday 20th March 2012

Tags

fast forward phone playing time machine time travel

Official transcript

Dilbert: My phone is like a time machine. I can fast-forward through the boring parts of life by playing with it. Dogbert: Hand it over. Time flies when I'm not having fun.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY PHONE IS LIKE A TIME MACHINE.

I CAN FAST-FORWARD THROUGH THE BORING PARTS OF LIFE BY PLAYING WITH IT.

HAND IT OVER TIME FLIES WHEN IM NOT HAVING FUN.

TOSS

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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