Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 20th March 2012

Dilbert//8375, first published fourteen years ago on Tuesday 20th March 2012

Tags

fast forward phone playing time machine time travel

Official transcript

Dilbert: My phone is like a time machine. I can fast-forward through the boring parts of life by playing with it. Dogbert: Hand it over. Time flies when I'm not having fun.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY PHONE IS LIKE A TIME MACHINE.

I CAN FAST-FORWARD THROUGH THE BORING PARTS OF LIFE BY PLAYING WITH IT.

HAND IT OVER TIME FLIES WHEN IM NOT HAVING FUN.

TOSS

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Time Flies When You're Not Having Fun"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled character with a distinctive appearance, standing in front of a time machine. He is holding a cup of coffee and wearing a red sweater. The time machine is depicted as a simple box with a sign that reads "Toss."

The conversation between Dilbert and Dogbert, a white dog with a mischievous grin, unfolds as follows:

• Dilbert: "My phone is like a time machine."
• Dogbert: "I can fast-forward through the boring parts of life by playing with it."
• Dilbert: "Hand it over."
• Dogbert: "Time flies when I'm not having fun."

The comic strip humorously highlights the idea that technology can be used to escape the monotony of daily life, but ultimately, it is the human experience that makes life enjoyable.

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