Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 27th March 2012

Dilbert//8382, first published fourteen years ago on Tuesday 27th March 2012

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apps fantasy mental prison escaping running a start up

Official transcript

Wally: I'm escaping the mental prison of this job by creating apps in my mind and fantasizing about running a start-up. Gaaa!!! The start-up is too much work! The stress is killing me! Take me back to my prison! I'm back. Did I say anything embarrassing? Dilbert: It's all relative.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M ESCAPING THE MENTAL PRISON OF THIS JOB BY CREATING APPS IN MY MIND AND FANTASIZING ABOUT RUNNING A STARTUP.

GAAA!!! THE STARTUP IS TOO MUCH WORK!

THE STRESS IS KILLING ! MY PRISON!

I'M BACK. DID I SAY ANYTHING EMBARRASSING?

IT'S ALL RELATIVE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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