Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 28th March 2012

Dilbert//8383, first published fourteen years ago on Wednesday 28th March 2012

Tags

raise married with children new family benefit expenses laser like focus procreating

Official transcript

Wally: Give me a raise or else I'll get married and have children. My new family would increase your benefit expenses and distract me from my laser-like focus on work. Boss: I will gladly pay extra to prevent you from procreating. Wally: Word it any way you like.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

GIVE ME A RAISE OR ELSE I'LL GET MARRIED AND HAVE CHILDREN MY NEW FAMILY WOULD INCREASE YOUR BENEFIT EXPENSES AND DISTRACT ME FROM MY LASER-LIKE FOCUS ON WORK.

I WILL GLADLY PAY EXTRA TO PREVENT YOU FROM PROCREATING.

WORD IT ANY WAY YOU LIKE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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