Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 28th March 2012

Dilbert//8383, first published fourteen years ago on Wednesday 28th March 2012

Tags

raise married with children new family benefit expenses laser like focus procreating

Official transcript

Wally: Give me a raise or else I'll get married and have children. My new family would increase your benefit expenses and distract me from my laser-like focus on work. Boss: I will gladly pay extra to prevent you from procreating. Wally: Word it any way you like.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

GIVE ME A RAISE OR ELSE I'LL GET MARRIED AND HAVE CHILDREN MY NEW FAMILY WOULD INCREASE YOUR BENEFIT EXPENSES AND DISTRACT ME FROM MY LASER-LIKE FOCUS ON WORK.

I WILL GLADLY PAY EXTRA TO PREVENT YOU FROM PROCREATING.

WORD IT ANY WAY YOU LIKE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Focus on Work, Not Family"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between a boss and an employee. The boss requests that the employee raise his family and have children, but the employee responds by asking for increased benefits and a laser-like focus on work. The boss agrees to the benefits but warns the employee that he will be distracted by his new family and may not be able to focus on work. The employee replies that he will gladly pay extra to prevent this from happening, and the boss agrees.

Key Points:

• The boss asks the employee to raise his family and have children.
• The employee requests increased benefits and a laser-like focus on work.
• The boss agrees to the benefits but warns the employee that he will be distracted by his new family.
• The employee offers to pay extra to prevent this distraction.
• The boss agrees to the employee's request.

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