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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 29th March 2012

Dilbert//8384, first published fourteen years ago on Thursday 29th March 2012


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page layout ugly ugly cubicle aesthetics barber parents trample


Official transcript

Dilbert: Your page layout is ugly. Tina: Whose fault is that? I work in an ugly cubicle surrounded by ugly people. You trample on my sense of aesthetics and expect me to be unaffected? Dilbert: So... it's my fault? Tina: You, your parents, your barber, and whoever dresses you.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

YOUR PAGE LAYOUT IS UGLY WHOSE FAULT IS THAT?

I WORK IN AN UGLY CUBICLE SURROUNDED BY UGLY PEOPLE. YOU TRAMPLE ON MY SENSE OF AESTHETICS AND UNAFFECTED?

SO...

IT'S MY FAULT?

YOU, YOUR PARENTS, YOUR BARBER, AND WHOEVER DRESSES YOU.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Ugly Cubicle, Ugly People"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic wit and disdain for office politics. In this particular strip, Dilbert is confronted by a coworker who is offended by his page layout. The coworker, seemingly unaware of Dilbert's sarcasm, asks if the layout is "ugly" and whose fault it is. Dilbert responds with a witty remark, stating that the fault lies with the ugly people in the cubicle, implying that they are the ones responsible for the poor layout.

The conversation takes a humorous turn when the coworker becomes defensive, insisting that she is not ugly and that her parents, barber, and whoever dresses her are to blame. Dilbert's deadpan response, "So... it's my fault?" further escalates the absurdity of the situation.

Overall, the comic strip pokes fun at office politics and the quirks of human interaction, highlighting Dilbert's signature wit and sarcasm.

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