Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 31st March 2012

Dilbert//8386, first published fourteen years ago on Saturday 31st March 2012

Tags

app store created app dream killer first name free apps madonna sell a million mother family

Official transcript

Dilbert: I spent four months creating this app, mom. I think I can sell a million of them for $3.99. Mom: I saw seven apps just like this in the app store and five of them were free. Dilbert: Thanks for the feedback, dream-killer. Mom: Have you ever thought of just using your first name, like Madonna?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I SPENT FOUR MONTHS CREATING THIS APP, MOM. I THINK I CAN SELL A MILLION OF THEM FOR $3.99.

I SAW SEVEN APPS JUST LIKE THIS IN THE APP STORE AND FIVE OF THEM WERE FREE.

THANKS FOR THE FEEDBACK, DREAM- KILLER.

HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT OF JUST USING YOUR FIRST NAME, LIKE MADONNA?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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