Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 1st April 2012

Dilbert//8387, first published fourteen years ago on Sunday 1st April 2012

Tags

being freightened creepy vibe leadership obsolete public speaking sense of urgency thread the needle tech platforms

Official transcript

Dogbert: You need to imbue your staff with a sense of urgency. Boss: Gaaa!!! Our technology platforms are obsolete! Dogbert: Try it again with less panic. Boss: We're doomed, and yet, I am not the least bit worried. Dogbert: That one had a creepy vibe. A sense of urgency is halfway between being too frightened to act and too dumb to know what to do. Boss: Gaaa!!! Duh!!! Dogbert: You didn't quite thread the needle. Boss: Here comes leadership!

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOU NEED TO IMBUE YOUR STAFF WITH A SENSE OF URGENCY.

GAAA!!! OUR TECHNOLOGY PLATFORMS ARE OBSOLETE!

TRY IT AGAIN WITH LESS PANIC.

WE'RE DOOMED, AND YET, I AM NOT THE LEAST BIT WORRIED.

THAT ONE HAD A CREEPY VIBE.

A SENSE OF URGENCY IS HALFWAY BETWEEN BEING TOO FRIGHTENED TO ACT AND TOO DUMB TO KNOW WHAT TO DO.

GAAA!!!

DUH!!!

YOU DIDN'T QUITE THREAD THE NEEDLE.

HERE COMES LEADERSHIP!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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