Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 8th April 2012

Dilbert//8394, first published fourteen years ago on Sunday 8th April 2012

Tags

lunch date not attracted technoloigy only like tech people are creepy delivery system viruses germs picture photoshop people hater

Official transcript

Tina: Wally, do you want to go to lunch? Wally: No, thanks. I"m a digisexual now. Tina: What: Wally: I'm no longer attracted to people. I only like technology. People creep me out. You're basically a delivery system for viruses, germs, and unreasonable favor requests. I'm willing to take a picture of you, but that's as far as I'll go. Tina: This is the most disturbing conversation I've ever had. Wally: Thank goodness for Photoshop.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WALLY, DO YOU WANT TO GO TO LUNCH?

NO, THANKS. I'M A DIGISEXUAL NOW.

WHAT?

I'M NO LONGER ATTRACTED TO PEOPLE.

I ONLY LIKE TECHNOLOGY.

PEOPLE CREEP ME OUT.

YOU'RE BASICALLY A DELIVERY SYSTEM FOR VIRUSES, GERMS, AND UNREASONABLE FAVOR REQUESTS.

I'M WILLING TO TAKE A PICTURE OF YOU, BUT THAT'S AS FAR AS I'LL GO.

THIS IS THE MOST DISTURBING CONVERSATION I'VE EVER HAD.

CLICK THANK GOODNESS FOR PHOTOSHOP.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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