Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 9th April 2012

Dilbert//8395, first published fourteen years ago on Monday 9th April 2012

Tags

family work from home 2 days err week reduce carbon foorprint wife small children egg carton talking to moron relationships

Official transcript

Boss: I want you to work from home for two days per week to reduce our carbon footprint. Employee: Nooooo! My wife and three small children are in that house. They're always mean to me. Boss: How bad could it be? Employee: Let me put it this way: I'm sitting in an egg carton and talking to a moron, and this is better.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I WANT YOU TO WORK FROM HOME FOR TWO DAYS PER WEEK TO REDUCE OUR CARBON FOOTPRINT.

N00000!

MY WIFE AND THREE SMALL CHILDREN ARE IN THAT HOUSE. THEY'RE ALWAYS MEAN TO ME.

HOW BAD COULD IT BE?

LET ME PUT IT THIS WAY: IM SITTING IN AN EGG CARTON AND TALKING TO A MORON, AND THIS IS BETTER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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