Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 10th April 2012

Dilbert//8396, first published fourteen years ago on Tuesday 10th April 2012

Tags

calendars desk meails meetings padtes schdeules secretary coordinates

Official transcript

Boss: I want you to work from home for two days per week to reduce our carbon footprint. Employee: Nooooo! My wife and three small children are in that house. They're always mean to me. Boss: How bad could it be? Employee: Let me put it this way: I'm sitting in an egg carton and talking to a moron, and this is better.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DID YOU SEE THE SCHEDULE I SENT OUT?

YES, AND ALL FOUR UPDATES.

DID YOU SEE THE CORRECTION, AND THEN CARL'S CHANGES, AND THE EMAIL ABOUT MOVING ALL OF THE TUESDAY STUFF TO THURSDAYS?

SURE.

DID YOU PUT IT ON YOUR CALENDAR?

THAT REMINDS ME THAT I CAN'T MAKE IT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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