Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 16th April 2012

Dilbert//8402, first published fourteen years ago on Monday 16th April 2012

Dilbert for Sunday 15th April 2012

Dilbert for Tuesday 17th April 2012

Tags

stock market good investment bitter last raise money

Official transcript

Boss: The stock market is up today. I wonder if this is a good time to get in. Dilbert: If you wait until it goes up even further, then you'll know it's a good investment. Wally: Are you still bitter about your last raise? Dilbert: Not as much as I was a minute ago.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE STOCK MARKET IS UP TODAY. I WONDER IF THIS IS A GOOD TIME TO GET IN IF YOU WAIT UNTIL IT GOES UP EVEN FURTHER, THEN YOULL KNOW IT'S A GOOD INVESTMENT.

ARE YOU STILL BITTER ABOUT YOUR LAST RAISE?

NOT AS MUCH AS I WAS A MINUTE AGO.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Waiting for the Stock Market to Go Up"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a distinctive hairstyle, engaging in a conversation with his coworkers about the stock market. The conversation unfolds as follows:

Dilbert expresses his skepticism about the stock market's current state, wondering if it's a good time to invest.
His coworker responds by saying that if he waits until the market goes up even further, he'll know it's a good investment.
Dilbert remains unconvinced, asking if his coworker is still bitter about his last raise.
The coworker admits to being bitter, but not as much as he was a minute ago.

Key Takeaways:

The comic strip highlights the uncertainty and unpredictability of the stock market.
It also touches on the human tendency to hold onto past grievances and biases.
The conversation between Dilbert and his coworker serves as a humorous commentary on the challenges of making informed investment decisions.

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