Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 16th April 2012

Dilbert//8402, first published fourteen years ago on Monday 16th April 2012

Tags

stock market good investment bitter last raise money

Official transcript

Boss: The stock market is up today. I wonder if this is a good time to get in. Dilbert: If you wait until it goes up even further, then you'll know it's a good investment. Wally: Are you still bitter about your last raise? Dilbert: Not as much as I was a minute ago.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE STOCK MARKET IS UP TODAY. I WONDER IF THIS IS A GOOD TIME TO GET IN IF YOU WAIT UNTIL IT GOES UP EVEN FURTHER, THEN YOULL KNOW IT'S A GOOD INVESTMENT.

ARE YOU STILL BITTER ABOUT YOUR LAST RAISE?

NOT AS MUCH AS I WAS A MINUTE AGO.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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