Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 17th April 2012

Dilbert//8403, first published fourteen years ago on Tuesday 17th April 2012

Tags

inventions quantum computer prototype success in between state

Official transcript

Boss: How's your quantum computer prototype coming along? Wally: Great! The project exists in a simultaneous state of being both totally successful and not even started. Boss: Can I observe it? Wally: That's a tricky question.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HOW'S YOUR QUANTUM COMPUTER PROTOTYPE COMING ALONG?

GREAT!

THE PROJECT EXISTS IN A SIMULTANEOUS STATE OF BEING BOTH TOTALLY SUCCESSFUL AND NOT EVEN STARTED CAN I OBSERVE IT?

THAT'S A TRICKY QUESTION.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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