Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 18th April 2012

Dilbert//8404, first published fourteen years ago on Wednesday 18th April 2012

Tags

editors document bad edits wrong religion fool

Official transcript

Coworker: I made some edits to your document. Dilbert: These edits are so bad that my only choices are to send it out and make a fool of myself or insult your alleged intelligence. Coworker: Please let it be the first choice. Dilbert: I hope you didn't pick the wrong religion too.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I MADE SOME EDITS TO YOUR DOCUMENT.

THESE EDITS ARE SO BAD THAT MY ONLY CHOICES ARE TO SEND IT OUT AND MAKE A FOOL OF MYSELF OR INSULT YOUR ALLEGED INTELLIGENCE.

PLEASE LET IT BE THE FIRST CHOICE.

I HOPE YOU DIDN'T PICK THE WRONG RELIGION TOO.

CRINKLE

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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