Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 20th April 2012

Dilbert//8406, first published fourteen years ago on Friday 20th April 2012

Tags

business ethics competitors network elbonians bribe blogger limited capacity self control bury in woods

Official transcript

Boss: Can you hack into our competitor's network and make it look as if the Elbonians did it? Dilbert: No. Boss: Can you bribe a blogger to write good things about our company? Dilbert: No. Boss: Now that I've worn down your limited capacity for self-control, I need you to bury something in the woods, no questions asked. Dilbert: Fine.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CAN YOU HACK INTO OUR COMPETITOR'S NETWORK AND MAKE IT LOOK AS IF THE ELBONIANS DID IT?

NO.

CAN YOU BRIBE A BLOGGER TO WRITE GOOD THINGS ABOUT OUR COMPANY?

NO.

NOW THAT I'VE WORN DOWN YOUR LIMITED CAPACITY FOR SELF- CONTROL, I NEED YOU TO BURY SOMETHING IN THE WOODS, NO QUESTIONS ASKED.

FINE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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