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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 21st April 2012

Dilbert//8407, first published fourteen years ago on Saturday 21st April 2012


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bury top secret proprietary documents woods shovel tied up mumble


Official transcript

Boss: I need you to bury some top secret proprietary documents in the woods for me. Man: Mmm mmph. Boss: Come back in ten minutes.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I NEED YOU TO BURY SOME TOP SECRET PROPRIETARY DOCUMENTS IN THE WOODS FOR ME.

MMM MMPH COME BACK IN TEN MINUTES.

MMM MMPH

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "Burying Secrets"

Summary:

  • The comic strip features a boss asking an employee to bury some top-secret documents in the woods.
  • The employee is reluctant, but eventually agrees to do so.
  • The employee returns after ten minutes, only to find that the boss has forgotten about the task and is now asking him to come back in ten minutes.
  • The employee is frustrated and exasperated by the boss's forgetfulness.

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