Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 26th April 2012

Dilbert//8412, first published fourteen years ago on Thursday 26th April 2012

Tags

dogs & puppies service monkey walking and texting guide obstacle

Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Wally's service monkey

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HEY, ALICE, DO YOU HAVE...

SHE CAN T HEAR YOU SHE'S WALKING AND TEXTING.

THAT'S IT.

DOES TS. TIL GUIDE YOU AROUND THIS OBSTACLE.

WHAT DID I JUST SEE?

I'M SAVING UP FOR A SERVICE MONKEY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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