Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 27th April 2012

Dilbert//8413, first published fourteen years ago on Friday 27th April 2012

Tags

accomodate cup coffe cup head flattened job interview monkey surgically flattened starbucks barista animals

Open source transcript

TELL ME WHY I SHOULD HIRE YOU AS MY SERVICE MONKEY, CARL.

I WORKED AS A STAR- BUCKS BARISTA FOR EIGHT YEARS, AND MY HEAD HAS BEEN SURGICALLY FLATTENED TO STABILIZE YOUR COFFEE CUP.

IMPRESSIVE.

THIS IS NOTHING.

YOU SHOULD SEE HOW WELL HE INTERVIEWS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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