Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 2nd May 2012

Dilbert//8418, first published fourteen years ago on Wednesday 2nd May 2012

Tags

service animal monkey coffee cup dignified coffee warm animals

Open source transcript

I THOUGHT BEING A SERVICE ANIMAL WOULD BE A NOBLE CALLING.

BUT I WORRY THAT OUR RELATIONSHIP HAS DRIFTED INTO SOMETHING LESS DIGNIFIED.

THAT'S WHAT KEEPS MY COFFEE WARM I AM SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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