Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 3rd May 2012

Dilbert//8419, first published fourteen years ago on Thursday 3rd May 2012

Tags

business ethics free app stealing personal info lodge complaint monthly subscription package history of contaxcts sells itself

Official transcript

Customer: Your free app is stealing my personal information. I'd like to lodge a complaint. Dogbert: Buy our monthly subscription package or I'll send your browser history to your contacts. Dilbert: How's your app going? Dogbert: It practically sells itself.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOUR FREE APP IS STEALING MY PERSONAL INFORMATION. ID LIKE TO LODGE A COMPLAINT.

BUY OUR MONTHLY SUBSCRIPTION PACKAGE OR I'LL SEND YOUR BROWSER HISTORY TO YOUR CONTACTS.

HOW'S YOUR APP DOING?

IT PRACTICALLY SELLS ITSELF.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

Accompanying textual content, such as title, tags and transcripts, is shown here if we have it. Not every comic has all of these, and they seem to be a bit hit and miss even on the official website.