Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 5th May 2012

Dilbert//8421, first published fourteen years ago on Saturday 5th May 2012

Tags

conversation bad habit misinterpreting bad mouthing too paranoid sounds crazy

Official transcript

Co-worker 1: So, Dilbert, what else are you working on lately? Dilbert: I'd rather not say because you have a habit of misinterpreting everything you hear and then bad-mouthing it later. Co-worker 1: He basically said he's too paranoid to talk to people. Co-worker 2: He sounds crazy.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

SO, DILBERT, WHAT ELSE ARE YOU WORKING ON LATELY?

I'D RATHER NOT SAY BECAUSE YOU HAVE A HABIT OF MISINTERPRETING EVERYTHING YOU HEAR AND THEN BADMOUTHING IT LATER HE BASICALLY SAID HE'S TOO PARANOID TO TALK TO PEOPLE.

HE SOUNDS CRAZY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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