Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 4th May 2012

Dilbert//8420, first published fourteen years ago on Friday 4th May 2012

Tags

inventions tazer cell phone boss's desk tased technology

Official transcript

Wally: I invented a taser that looks exactly like a cellphone. Boss: Gaaa-a-a-a-a-a-a. Wally: I left it on our boss's desk, but it sounds like he's done with it.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I INVENTED A TAZER THAT LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE A CELLPHONE.

COOL!

CAN I SEE IT?

GAAA-A-A AA-AA I LEFT IT ON OUR BOSS'S DESK, BUT IT SOUNDS LIKE HE'S DONE WITH IT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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