Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 14th May 2012

Dilbert//8430, first published fourteen years ago on Monday 14th May 2012

Tags

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Official transcript

CEO: Settle down, honey. I didn't ask for your opinion. I'm telling you what we're going to do. Dilbert: Gaaa!!! Lower the containment unit! She's going to blow. CEO: When will it be safe? Dilbert: Right after you die.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

SETTLE DOWN, HONEY.

I DIDN'T ASK FOR YOUR OPINION. I'M TELLING YOU WHAT WE'RE GOING TO DO.

GAAA!!! LOWER THE CONTAINMENT UNIT!

SHE'S GOING TO BLOW.

WHEN WILL IT BE SAFE?

RIGHT AFTER YOU DIE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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