Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 14th May 2012

Dilbert//8430, first published fourteen years ago on Monday 14th May 2012

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Official transcript

CEO: Settle down, honey. I didn't ask for your opinion. I'm telling you what we're going to do. Dilbert: Gaaa!!! Lower the containment unit! She's going to blow. CEO: When will it be safe? Dilbert: Right after you die.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

SETTLE DOWN, HONEY.

I DIDN'T ASK FOR YOUR OPINION. I'M TELLING YOU WHAT WE'RE GOING TO DO.

GAAA!!! LOWER THE CONTAINMENT UNIT!

SHE'S GOING TO BLOW.

WHEN WILL IT BE SAFE?

RIGHT AFTER YOU DIE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "The Containment Unit"

Summary:

This Dilbert comic strip revolves around a meeting where the team is discussing the containment unit. The conversation is filled with humorous exchanges, including:

• A team member's suggestion to "settle down, honey" and "I didn't ask for your opinion, I'm telling you what we're going to do."
• A comment about the containment unit being "GAAA!!! Lower the containment unit, she's going to blow."
• A question about when the unit will be safe, followed by the ominous response, "Right after you die."

The strip pokes fun at the team's dynamics and the seriousness with which they approach the discussion. The use of humor and exaggeration adds to the comedic effect, making it a relatable and entertaining read for fans of the Dilbert series.

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