Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 15th May 2012

Dilbert//8431, first published fourteen years ago on Tuesday 15th May 2012

Tags

confusing multiple pages public speaking real words small text unpersuasive computer desk no one can read technology

Official transcript

Dilbert: Do you want me to put the chart on one page, which would make the text too small for you to see? Or do you prefer a multiple-page approach that is confusing and unpersuasive? Boss: It's probably better if no one can read it. Dilbert: I won't bother using real words.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DO YOU WANT ME TO PUT THE CHART ON ONE PAGE, WHICH WOULD MAKE THE TEXT TOO SMALL FOR YOUR AUDIENCE TO SEE?

OR DO YOU PREFER A MULTIPLE-PAGE APPROACH THAT IS CONFUSING AND UNPERSUASIVE?

IT'S PROBABLY BETTER IF NO ONE CAN READ IT.

I WON'T BOTHER USING REAL WORDS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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