Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 16th May 2012

Dilbert//8432, first published fourteen years ago on Wednesday 16th May 2012

Tags

meetings attend presentation authorized poor notes wasting time right meeting

Official transcript

Coworker: My boss asked me to attend your presentation on his behalf. I should warn you that I'm not authorized to make decisions, and I take poor notes. Dilbert: Okay. Let's begin wasting our time! Coworker: I"m not even sure I'm in the right meeting.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY BOSS ASKED ME TO ATTEND YOUR PRESENTATION ON HIS BEHALF.

I SHOULD WARN YOU THAT IM NOT AUTHORIZED TO MAKE DECISIONS, AND I TAKE POOR NOTES.

OKAY.

LET'S BEGIN WASTING OUR TIME!

IM NOT EVEN SURE IM IN THE RIGHT MEETING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Meeting Wastage"

Summary:

The comic strip features a boss requesting an employee to attend a meeting, followed by the employee's reluctance to participate. The employee expresses their intention to take poor notes and waste time, despite the boss's warning against doing so. The employee's actions are depicted in a humorous and relatable manner, highlighting the common experience of feeling unprepared or uninterested in meetings.

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