Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 16th May 2012

Dilbert//8432, first published fourteen years ago on Wednesday 16th May 2012

Tags

meetings attend presentation authorized poor notes wasting time right meeting

Official transcript

Coworker: My boss asked me to attend your presentation on his behalf. I should warn you that I'm not authorized to make decisions, and I take poor notes. Dilbert: Okay. Let's begin wasting our time! Coworker: I"m not even sure I'm in the right meeting.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY BOSS ASKED ME TO ATTEND YOUR PRESENTATION ON HIS BEHALF.

I SHOULD WARN YOU THAT IM NOT AUTHORIZED TO MAKE DECISIONS, AND I TAKE POOR NOTES.

OKAY.

LET'S BEGIN WASTING OUR TIME!

IM NOT EVEN SURE IM IN THE RIGHT MEETING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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